Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.

"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."

by chefpaul April 6, 2005

Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."

-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!

by stikshift March 7, 2007

empty as your grandma's panties

To be out of money; when one's wallet is void of currency.

Aaron: Hey Brian, you want me to get you a Cherry-Pepsi?
Brian: Sorry bud, check out my wallet...it's as empty as your Grandma's panties.

by Hoon35 May 24, 2006

grandma boys dinner

A dinner that involves many different items that have no relationship to each other. Like in the movie Grandmas Boy where he gets a huge display of odd food.

Sister: Hey go look in the kitchen mom made a real grandma boys dinner today.
Brother: Wow yea she did today we have mac and cheese, pot pies, a frozen pizza, and cake

by pearl jam fan ten December 18, 2008

Grandma Sue

a part of a phrase used to describe something bad or very slow.

oh my god this cake taste worse than grandma sue!

by wyatt drew January 3, 2009

Grandmaster Sexay

A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.

"Hey, it's Jeff!"

"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"

"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"

"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.

by Stagosaurus Sex-ay July 3, 2010

Sloppy Grandma

In beer pong, when you get a rerack, a sloppy grandma is simply a sideways triangle (using only 3 cups).

Hook us up with a sloppy grandma bro.

by big jur December 9, 2008