goldfishiality

an asswipe who would somehow find a way to put his ___ into a fucking goldfish

oy you know that cunt down the road he got arrested for goldfishiality

by minecraftboi696969 December 14, 2016

goldfishsexual

a WOMAN who wants to shove goldfish up vagna and do sock with them also they can start peeing glue when they see or eat them
(btw the food not animal)

girl: omg this date is bomb

boy: very
girl: omg goldfish *blush*
boy: oh no
girl: *pee glue*
boy:omg i can’t believe your goldfishsexual

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

Goldfishing

Continuously forgetting things frequently

Mike: why can you not remember her face.
Fred: I’m just goldfishing a lot atm.

by TheyCallMeThatBitch March 12, 2020

Goldfishthefish

A germaphobic goldfish-dragon hybrid that likes screeching at anyone who touches it’s headphones

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~Goldfishthefish 2020-2020

by MyOceanSky April 7, 2020

Goldfishh

ITS A GOOD NICKNAME OMG WOOOOOWWWWW. Anyone with this nickname slap and is absolutely stunning. OMG GOLDIFISH WHAT A SEXY MF.

GOLDFISHH OMG SO SMEXY

by tocoolforschl December 1, 2020

Goldfishing

Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)

Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.

This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.

"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"

by Paper Towels March 25, 2021

goldfishinyomouth

tntduo enthusiast on tiktok , the homie

“hey have you seen goldfishinyomouth ‘s new post ?”

“EM POSTED ??? NO WAYYY “

by egokoroswife July 31, 2021