Ok, all private school kids are up to their ears in Grover Clevelands (1000 dollar bills). Besides me of course because I'm the guy whos attending on six thousandbucks of financial aid. Anyway, this school is slightly better than the other Richmond Snob School for GIrls: St. Catherine's. St. Catherine's girls are mostly ugly bitches who can only manage to grab a boyfriend among the openly gay St Chrissies. The others go to the finer institutions (Trinity) and are the disgrace of St. Chris. St Gertrudes girls are better. Again, ugly bitches find boyfriends among the JROTC blood thirsty faggots that attend Benedictine School for Rich Defects. However, more are redeemed and find boyfriends elsewhere. Those that are hot are made hotter by the dirty Gertie attire, plaid skirt and Oxford.Still Trinity gets both these schools creme de la creme along with the fine girls attending..
Benedictine: Let's go Cadets! Let's go Cadets!
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!
Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!
Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..
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Get the Gentrification mug.Big, nasty, dirty "women" that give lesbians a bad name. Have rightfully earned the moniker "dirty gerties" by attempting to hide their all-encompassing lust for St. Catherine's girls via sucking and fucking their closeted brothers in crime, Benedictine. Wear uniforms that, while not actually heinous by their own merit, manage to make these so-called girls even less attractive. Have terrible problem with making personal hygiene, thus explaining the smell of death surrounding their learning institution. *Note* This definition is in no way supposed to reflect badly on lesbians. To imply that any lesbian would find a Gertie anything but abhorrent would be a great disservice. Ladies, keep up the good work.
Dirty Gertie: I have to wax my back, chest and stomach tonight. Would you care to join me in this hair-removal festival? I know you have some unsightly body hair of your own. I saw it last night when I secretly watched you undress.
Derty Girtie 2: I'd love to, but you know, I made plans to sit in my car outside of St. Catherine's and cry. So, so many tears.
Dirty Gertie: Understandable. Maybe once I have removed said offending body hair I will join you. But only after I service my "boyfriend". I must administer a blumpkin. Oh well, anything to hide my lesbianocity.
Dirty Gertie 2: *sniffle* I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Dirty Gertie: I...love Anne Coulter. *soul dies*
Derty Girtie 2: I'd love to, but you know, I made plans to sit in my car outside of St. Catherine's and cry. So, so many tears.
Dirty Gertie: Understandable. Maybe once I have removed said offending body hair I will join you. But only after I service my "boyfriend". I must administer a blumpkin. Oh well, anything to hide my lesbianocity.
Dirty Gertie 2: *sniffle* I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Dirty Gertie: I...love Anne Coulter. *soul dies*
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Like oh my gosh, i go to like st.gertrudes and i really dont know why i hate those st.catherines girls but it might like umm be because like they're just like us!!
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