I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.

"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

fart master

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

by Hans Hansington December 22, 2007

Fart Huffer

One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.

I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.

by The Boney July 27, 2006

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 28, 2013

shit fart

A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.

That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!

by Lefugue August 13, 2009

cup a fart

This is a cruel and disgusting yet funny joke to do to a friend. A cup a fart is where you walk up near to the victim. Then you take your hand and cup it over your butthole and fart. Immediately following the fart you take your cupped hand and "throw" the fart about an inch from the persons nose, opening your hand right as it gets there. In doing this it simulates the persons nose being right by your butthole when you fart. The person will usually begin to gag and you will laugh your butt off.

I felt a huge fart cooking up so I walked over near John, cupped my hand over my butt then gave him a nice cup a fart. After the cup a fart John almost threw up because he just inhaled air that seconds before was inside my butthole and near my turds.

by farts are funny March 9, 2010