freet

A fart that is captured in a container or an enclosed area.

I did a freet in an empty jar and mailed it to my freind. He opened the jar and smelled my ass.

by t c December 23, 2003

fhetto

fake/wannabe ghetto. Mainly someone who tries to be ghetto, but isn't.

That fool over there is such a wannabe; he is so fhetto.

by Astronaut September 12, 2005

fratty vagrant

A style of daytime dress popular at many US universities where members of fraternities go to great pains to appear to be homeless.

Typical attire includes boat shoes or Wallabies missing the laces, gym shorts, and a hideously stained, presumably once white t-shirt. Hair should be disheveled at best.

To dress up as Carl for halloween, his fraternity brother donned a fratty vagrant style, wearing gym shorts, an undershirt, boat shoes, and smeared Crisco in his hair. Even his girlfriend couldn't tell the difference.

by HoboCarl February 20, 2009

frattoo

Fraternity tattoo...don't get one, ever.

"Oh Christ, come and get me, I woke up next to this dude with an ATO frattoo on his back, it is BIG and SPELLED OUT in OLDE ENGLISH."

by AKL June 10, 2006

fettucine-in-a-taco

Looking for evidence by going undercover inside a woman's vagina that you wouldn't otherwise go into.

My friend wanted to know if his woman was cheating on him, so I fettucine-in-a-taco-ed her to find out.

by Beta Fippel December 30, 2008

Fretten

To make yourself scared, worried, sad, mad, or frightened over something that doesn't need it.

Zaine "So she just told me she doesn't want anyting to do with me no more."
Kammeron "I'm sorry bro that sucks what are you going to do now?"
Zaine "Man I aint gonna be fretten it."

by Prince Zaine of the 407 February 25, 2008

freatard

Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted.

That jerk in the Hummer who just cut me off is a freaking freatard.

by dixie123 October 5, 2006