it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)

what teenage girls say when their parents say "no" to something they really wanted to do.

k: hi girl, are you ok, you look sad.
a: yea, i know...i really wanted to go somewhere but my old-fashioned parents wouldn't let me.
k: really? is it one of those it's-my-parents-fault-thing (impft)?
a: kinda. it sucks.
k: hmm...impft... get over it.

by k'me March 20, 2011

My bad, your fault

When one person makes a mistake, but admits fault while placing the blame and/or responsibility on someone else, mostly to avoid responsibility while often putting the scapegoat in an awkward situation.

Derek: Damn, man. Not only did Alan forgot to tell me that a specifications changed and all the work that I did this week is now useless, he asked me to do mandatory overtime this weekend since apparently it’s his turn to have his daughter, and he threatened to fire me if I told management what really happened.

John: So a "my bad, your fault" situation. What a jackass!

by edw007 June 27, 2022

fralish

another name for a stupid mormon

that stupid fralish!

by Dustin Davis January 13, 2008

Fraculation

To Be Scrambled Beyond Repair; to be Fracked and/or the process of being fraculated.

The music of Emperor had my ears and my sanity suffering from fraculation!!

by PALE MOON May 29, 2010

frabulator

That unknown part of the carburetor linkage that causes it to hangup intermittently and for which bending, lubricating and all means of adjustment simply cannot remedy.

I was backing out the driveway when the damned frabulator caused a hang-up and I nearly shot across the street and up my neighbor's driveway into his garage door.

by Robert 'Bob' Weiss November 23, 2006

Fault Fuck

A when a serve in tennis goes completely out of the court, landing nowhere near the square where it should land in.

Gosh Brandon, your fault fuck almost hit me in the face!
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I dont know what happened today, I fault fucked 5 times.

by Krankenstein May 19, 2009

fralking

Pronounced "fror-king"

The act of facebook stalking, often done without meaning too.

Patsy: "I was looking at a friends profile and noticed someone in one of there pictures I didn't know then BAM ten seconds later suddenly I was on their profile looking at a strangers photos of when they were ten"

Betty: "thats fralking for you"

by serial-fralker October 30, 2010