A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.
My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.
by Marty s. July 15, 2005
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“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
“woah woah, back up.”
“to which part? the kinky sex?”
“no the fructose father part.”
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Get the joe father mug.A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
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A typical transcript of "Who's the father"
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
TV: Let's meet Johnny!
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Girl: What the *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp beeeep beeeeeeeeep* you mutha *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* you*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
by bojzzle February 18, 2011
Get the Who's the father mug.The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-
Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.
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