Man with a heart of a boy. Will always falter, but will do his best to rise up to the occasion. Fallible, but weirdly optimistic and realist at the same time.
by Nah012383 November 23, 2021

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by 3rdRock May 20, 2018

A drink costing of vodka, cheerwine, white claw, and sprite that is named after the famous Spanish conquistador from the 1580s that landed in Carteret county North Carolina and was known for creating the modern day jewelry market in Swansboro county
by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.
Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks
by YahBoiMrMiggins December 3, 2019

Jimmy Is a big headed b**** who thinks he knows everything, just Because of how old he is. Unfortunately he is a heavy drinker & an over thinker which never goes well as a combination, he will end up fighting his feelings which causes him to have outbursts aka, getting wound up.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
He’ll go down the pub to bang a few birds , and will wake up next to men. He doesn’t trust anyone, but why would he? His friends don’t like him. He is a lonely sad man who will die a lonely sad man. He has no future. He will have nobody to attend his funeral. What a sad little life Jim. Maybe if you weren’t such an emotional cunt. People would think you’re a sound lad.
Man “stop being such a Jimmy Francis”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
Jim: “what’s wrong with being a jimmy”
Man: “are you happy? No. There you go”
by Jimmy Francis September 29, 2020
