An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.
Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".
*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.
Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...
by Nickliss001 December 2, 2013
Get the Foot Cabbagemug. When you suck toes too hard, you give your girl foot jockeys. They’re difficult to get rid of- they require more sucking.
Honestly, we would recommend laying off the toes for a while. Maybe write some lyrics: Ima eat them toes like they fried chicken, put some ranch on em and start lickin’.
Honestly, we would recommend laying off the toes for a while. Maybe write some lyrics: Ima eat them toes like they fried chicken, put some ranch on em and start lickin’.
by Hmu Rabbi November 5, 2018
Get the Foot Hickeymug. Term used in Hull to describe the wide alley bewteen houses of the city. Named so because of its width.
by parishair July 29, 2010
Get the ten-footmug. by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2022
Get the foot thongsmug. A foot injury that occurs as a result of stumbling drunk and bare foot through a bog hole and stepping on a skeleton. Usually occurs at night when visibility is low.
by Hewie September 7, 2010
Get the Bog Footmug. by Bulfrog July 19, 2003
Get the Foot Falconmug. 1. It's time to get on the front foot in the fight against HIV.
2. Front foot and strong mind essential to winning pitch battle.
Etymology: Cricket -- get on the front foot and attack the bowling. Take on the challenge.
2. Front foot and strong mind essential to winning pitch battle.
Etymology: Cricket -- get on the front foot and attack the bowling. Take on the challenge.
by cricket_linguist January 5, 2008
Get the on the front footmug.