A Floonky Woonky (also commonly known as FlonkoWonko) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is tied to the ground with their testicles hanging as the executioner says « Floonky Woonky ».
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.
The victim is let loose after a few hours, but even if no physical harm was done, they are haunted by the traumatic memory that is Floonky Woonky.
-Damn, I just learned that Floonky Woonky was inflicted to my veteran grandpa during the Viet war!
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d
- Lmao he got f l o n k e d
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Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
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"Stop foonting a fuggen tant babe."
"Foont me the remote ay?"
"Yes, the 10 metre line, foonting it back to the dummy half, no way through, he punches the ref! What a foont! Yeah, nah,the Broncs loose the ball as usual. Piss off ref."
"Foont me the remote ay?"
"Yes, the 10 metre line, foonting it back to the dummy half, no way through, he punches the ref! What a foont! Yeah, nah,the Broncs loose the ball as usual. Piss off ref."
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