Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

flude

Slang term for the female genitalia...

"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"

by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010

To Flander

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

flounder

no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.

"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."

by dannyisjesus December 26, 2005

flounder

To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.

Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.

by flounder founder April 23, 2009

Flounder

Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.

She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.

Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?

Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Flends

Friends (a guy and girl) who flirt with eachother but have no romantic feelings for one another.

Mina- I was watching you and Martin flirt before, you interested?

Renee- Nah, we're just flends

by Samche March 25, 2007