mental-floss

device used in an attempt to remove a disturbing mental picture.

It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!

by Witchie-coo March 20, 2003

Dip Floss

to run away from the cops or someone

"O shit nigga its the cops! dip floss! dip floss!

by jballa3 November 10, 2006

flossin'

When you're getting head and your pubes floss the teeth of the girl.

"Yo check out these food particles in my fuckin' ball fro, musta been flossin' last night."

by BHuns March 5, 2009

flossy posse

A group of friends who all have perfect teeth.

Dental Hygiene midterms are over; it's time to get tanked with the flossy posse!

by Mark A. MacDougall December 7, 2007

Floss the brown tooth

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle, and you proceed to take a shit on her back, then floss your ass with the girl's ponytail.

This move rates a 10/10 on the difficulty scale. If you or someone you know can pull this off, they instantly become a hero.

Mostly popular in Japan.

"My buddy Peet got bitch slapped for flossing the brown tooth with Maria last night. But goddamn is he my hero!"

"Tonight I'm going to floss the brown tooth with some one night stand"

by Skofe A. Lofe, Esq... September 29, 2009

Flossin' Like a Clausen

Used as a putdown towards pretty boys, especially those from California such as Jimmy and Casey Clausen, quarterbacks at Notre Dame and the University of Tennesse respectively. Most definitely not a compliment to be compared to one of those two.

Dude, look at Bentley with his manicured eyebrows. He's Flossin' like a Clausen. What a fag!

by Uncle Big Balls January 11, 2010

floss out

(v.) the action of not showing up or deciding not go to a previously planned event at last minute's notice.

"He was suppose to go with me to the movies, but he flossed out. Lame!"
"Don't floss out! I need you to be there."

by carrie727 December 2, 2007