semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

face filter

The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.

"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"

by Itsnoicedayyyyyy March 18, 2018

No Filter February

Since both girls and boys completed (No Makeup December) and (No Nut November), they should both NOT USE ANY FILTERS IN FEBRUARY!

UGLY BOY\GIRL: WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO WITHOUT A FILTER
PERSON: because its NO Filter February

by Cakelovesshard December 1, 2019

Chat Filter

#### Chat filter ## ##### ### ####### ## is ###### ### ##### ### ###### ### #### ###### #### ###

Me: Hello ###########
Friend: #############
Me: Why is it ########
friend: There are ########## ####
ME: #### CHAT FILTER ######## # # ## #####

by IDKwhatsEnglish November 22, 2021

pearly cheese filter

When you nut in your girl's mouth, and she closes her mouth and pushes the cum with her tongue so that it oozes out of the gaps in her teeth.

A - how was last night?
B- it was amazing, she did a pearly cheese filter.

by cassocoleone November 11, 2019

national bald filter day

June 9th is national bald filter day

Hey did you post for nbfd?

What’s nbfd?

National Bald filter day

by bigtittygirl69 March 30, 2022

oh flip flop flipers

When you realized something bad and dont dare to say the actual ‘F‘word

You totaly oversleped and forgot you have school your brain/you :OH FLIP FLOP FLIPERS

by i honesty have no idea January 7, 2023