Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.

I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!

by St Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009

FLACtastic

(adj.)

1. Used to describe something that was done in a way that could not be succeeded even after the views of many people pointing to a successor.

2. Used to describe something that is so far beyond perfect that no other word, made up or not, could describe the ultimate pleasure of having such a thing in one's life.

EXAMPLES:

1. "Wow...this Slayer CD is amazing. The lyrics--the way the songs flow, and how every part makes sense, and is there for a reason, unlike St. Anger--this CD is just about perfect...maybe even FLACtastic..."

2. "Mom! I'm going out to catch the bus!"

"Okay, dear! Have a good day at school! While you're gone, I'm going to have a near-FLACtastic time with your husband!"

3. "DUDE! I got this amazing game for the Wii! You're not going to believe it!"

"Really? That's a kickass game you have. What did those professional game reviewers rate it?"

"FLACtastic."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MUST PLAY THAT GAME NOW. If such a game is really FLACtastic, there's no way I could feel a more negative emotion toward it than a lossless, endless worship!"

by King Sticks January 8, 2008

the flats

short for the resteraunt tijuana flats.

yah dood, me and my friends go to the flats every wednsday after school.

by darsnot January 28, 2009

50 facts about women

"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2

1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women

by The Dragon Slayer October 5, 2005

Flactoid

Sucking the left over love juices of your friends MILF's dildo after it's been successfully used in her mouldy clam.

I heard Billie-jo enjoyed that Flactoid

by BJobA June 18, 2011

factster

thinks he knows everything, but in reality knows little about nothing; and is willing to make up false facts to prove ridiculous, untrue points.

Wow, Nolan is such a factster.

by softball17 September 28, 2010

FACTS!

An exclamation used when someone is overly sure that a given statement is true and,or relatable.

Yo man, Kim K's ass is pretty big.
FACTS! Her behind is brighter than my future.

by |naijaslastwoe| April 11, 2015