One Fingered Flesh Saber

An extremely small penis. The opposite of a two-handed cunt cutless.

He thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn't even notice.

by Boozeturd July 14, 2016

foul fingered

Someone who types bad words.

Ok, foul fingered David is off the group chat, I apologize about his crazy outburst.

by glargy August 3, 2016

Gang-Fingered

When you are visiting your friends house, watching the movie “Heat”, and allow 8+ men to blast the inner walls of your vagina with there fingers.

Hey bro! I can’t believe that girl was Gang-Fingered at that teachers house!

by Gang-Fingerer June 14, 2018

Action Figure

A doll that’s marcketed towards boys

An action figure is a doll, fucking get over it sexist 8 year olds.

by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

dynamic figure

Some say he's often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. He woos women with sensuous and godlike trombone playing. He cooks Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. He knows the exact location of every item in the supermarket. The man, the myth, the legend.
A college application essay titled "I am a dynamic figure", by Hugh Gallagher, written in 1989.

Example: "Hugh Gallagher gave a completely factual account of his lived experience in his college application essay and should be known as a dynamic figure."

by i_like_words_they_are_cool December 18, 2020

Mustard-Fingered

When upon the act of fat fingering a button on a controller or remote, mustard begins to seep from the pores on the pad of said finger.

I went to unlock the car but Mustard-Fingered the panic button, now it wont turn off.

by Mustard-Fanatic March 28, 2021