figure jar

When the figure is in sussy milk

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟

by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021

Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

by sexo fender September 3, 2024

jaktion figures

The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.

"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"

by guest456546 November 29, 2024

I'll figure it out

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa...

Hym "Guys. Guys. You have to consider the FACT that the guy saying 'I'll figure it out' COULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I DID IN A MILLION-BILLION YEARS. Really! You're cheating off my homework and then deluding yourself into believing that YOU are the one doing that."

by Hym Iam August 10, 2025

light figure

Person shaped like human made of light very talkative.

light figure in my wall talks alot

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025

Son-figure

Someone you treat or see like a son, even if they’re not biologically yours; a younger male person you guide, protect, or mentor.

Ever since I started training at the dojo, Sensei Lee treats me like his son-figure; he scolds me, guides me, and somehow still lets me steal his snacks

by Last Universal Common Ancestor September 3, 2025

Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025