play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 01, 2023

fiddled

When you accidently sit on a fiddle. Yeah it hurt

Hey what happened
I just got fiddled
I told you i left my fiddle on the couch

by Beastmack October 09, 2016

Fiddling

In Belize, this native slang is the action of a man giving his material items and/or spending money aimlessly on a woman for the benefit of sexual favors.

John is fiddling heavy on Indira. Soon he won't have anything that he personally owns.

by Verybestofthebest March 30, 2021

Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021

Fiddle with

Polite way of saying fuck with; variation of fiddle with, usu. used by an elderly person

I’m not going to fiddle with it.

by SiL3Nt J September 16, 2023

fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017

freaking fiddling they fish

who up freaking fiddling their fish

“who up freaking fiddling they fish?”
“i am!”

by reeeez May 10, 2025