Fetus Penis

1)The act of engaging in vaginal sexual intercourse with an already impregnated woman.

2)Getting your penis all up in that fetus.

3)Poking a baby in the face (with your penis, of course).

John: Yo, Alex did you plow Tiffany last night?

Alex: Hell yah John you know it!

John: Dude, she's four months pregnant with Tim's baby. You got that fetus penis!!!

Alex: Shutup man.

John: Alright, alright............. Fetus penis.

Fetus penis: That shit your daddy probably resorted to.

by The Bananna March 4, 2011

Fetus

A parasite. I'm not even insulting anything here, a fetus is naturally a parasite.

Guy 1: So I heard you and Martha are having a baby?
Guy 2: Yup! She just went in for an ultrasound exam, there's definitely a parasite in her!
Guy 1: You mean a fetus?
Guy 2: It's the same exact thing.

by enigmaticepitaph August 23, 2012

Yeetus my Fetus

If you yeetus that fetus behind you´ll be good cuz to yeetus(throw) thy fetus is to summon the underground demonsofhewigovfhduisc.

Hwuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

YEETUS THAAAAAAT FETUSSSS

YEETUSSSS ME FETOSIS

YEETUS my FEEEETTUUUUSS

P1: Kill demon child
P2: YEETUS MY FETUS

by Stupidheads to p if isjfjc December 7, 2018

Fetus Sandwich

A sandwich that uses the best source of protien in the world.

At the abortion clinic the younger couple where feeling bad for wasting such a life.. So they desided to take the little thing home and make a fetus sandwich out of it... So atleast it had a use.

by FurFur January 27, 2009

harlequin fetus

Overwhelming proof that god does not exist.

i believed in god, until i gave birth to a harlequin fetus

by matt benyo August 21, 2007

ferguson

Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.

Dude, you wanna go to the No Fear store?" "No dude. I don't need any ferguson gear.

by Goose1899 January 3, 2011

harlequin fetus

the worst and most scary thing ive seen ever! please listen to chicken and every one and dont look it up its down right wrong to exploite this on the internet i wish they took it off look at tub girl or gotse but not this but what was worse then exploiting it is sending an email and telling the person that it is funny wich is how i saw it. how sad that the human race has turned in this you people who post it should burn in hell.

i dont think that i need an example after all i said

by kite822 May 6, 2005