White Feather Test

A procedure to gauge the potency of a fart. Typically a white feather will be placed at the rear and then be duly observed for changes - in colour and structure - after an burst of flatulence.
Emma was worried that her stomach was playing up, but her friend convinced her to perform a quick White Feather Test.
It came out fresh and clean and she was relieved it was only empty wind.
by Pondering Drummer Girl May 02, 2024
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To Feather the Goose

When you are bartending and place your own money in the tip jar first, to entice others to tip.
No one is tipping tonight. I guess I’ll have to feather the goose.
by GJ id9 October 05, 2018
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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 05, 2020
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Bouncy Feather

A pog youtuber and great At Minecraft
Me: do you watch bouncy feather
Friend: yes
Best friends
by Magic bouncy feather March 14, 2021
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White Feather

Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.
“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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crushed feathers

a legal substance thats fun to play with similar to weed (open for interpertation)
"yo dude, pass me some crushed feathers"
"what who is this?"
"just pass me the shit"
by carogirl April 02, 2010
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Monkey Feathers

Equivalent to acting surprised, or saying "oh shit"
Person 1: oh monkey feathers I dropped my ice cream!

Person 2: damn man that sucks I'm sorry.
by 击Lewy击 June 16, 2022
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