The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.
by aaronprime March 21, 2018
You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021
A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.
Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.
My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.
by Den father May 25, 2017
Boys who are protective and controlling over their girlfriend. They like to feel dominant while taking care of their gf. Perfect for girls with daddy issues
by Joeateouturnan July 15, 2021
Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad
See also: Deadtweet Dad
That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.
by Salwanhoward March 03, 2012