father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.

by craftmaster March 19, 2017

Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

by aaronprime March 21, 2018

father ted

is good show

Person A: "Father Ted is on,"
Person B: "I don't believe it!,"

by Mr.Quagsire April 21, 2022

father to a t

A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.

A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t

by laspalmasdegrancanaria January 28, 2022

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

Facebook Father

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012