A fact that is, in fact, completely fucking made up bullshit but delivered with such conviction as to make it appear real and avoid challenge within a friendly conversation.
I was surprised that the Vietnamese stripper had such an in-depth knowledge of the transport system in London; "Everyone knows that..." she stated. I considered it was probably an Amber Fact, let her feel important and then jizzed in her eye.
by Rushers1234 October 9, 2019
Get the An Amber Factmug. A fact is a something proven to be true. A fat fact is when someone says something you can relate to and is just an obviously true. Since it’s so relatable it makes it a FAT FACT. It may also be pronounced as Fat Fax
by Nic0727 December 10, 2017
Get the Fat factsmug. A classic tobyjug fact: the one situation all lifeboatmen fear is when they have to go to a boat/ship/yacht with a "boat happy" person having hysterics on board...If someone ends up getting killed because they were endangering others lives in an emergency situation by having hysterics it would never see the light of day in a court
by snotter23 February 20, 2014
Get the tobyjug factmug. Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
by iamcrazyful August 27, 2017
Get the jew factmug. A statement presented as unquestionably true without any foundation or merit, and no way to be immediately proven or disproven. Nichilo facts are strong, but one must know how to harness the powers correctly.
Someone says “Hey, why did they rename The Cafe?"
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
by JamesMadison January 7, 2008
Get the Nichilo Factmug. The act of bending or twisting facts.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
To try and use a different fact to cover falsehood where no actual fact exists.
by CrunchyDingo January 23, 2017
Get the spun factsmug. Shaming someone because they don’t know a fact that you know. Making them feel stupid and less superior than you. This can also apply to people who shame you for not knowing how to pronounce certain words.
by Ombroso August 17, 2018
Get the Fact Shamingmug.