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1.facebook is an addictive website for young teens to mind fuck each other through drama and screwing people over and/or a website for nerds to play stupid games

2. facebook is a website to get to know people you dont know and learn to hate people but it is fun to go on it is addictive though
1.hay man i met jennet on facebook and she is a drama
starter.

2. dude i cant stay off of facebook book its to addicting!!
by Emma55 June 20, 2011
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Facebook

A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically
Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!
by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018
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Facebook

Just like television.

A drug used by a very few, at the very top who run the world, to limit free and independent thought.

Especially to distract the youth, who will inherit the world, from the horrible situation they will inevitably ... inherit.

Did you know the second round of funding into Facebook ($US12.7 million) came from venture capital firm Accel Partners. Its manager James Breyer was formerly chairman of the National Venture Capital Association, and served on the board with Gilman Louie, CEO of In-Q-Tel, a venture capital firm established by the Central Intelligence Agency in 1999.

One of the company's key areas of expertise are in "data mining technologies".
Facebook's own Terms of use state: "by posting Member Content to any part of the Web site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, reformat, translate, excerpt and distribute such information and content and to prepare derivative works of, or incorpoate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorise sublicenses of the foregoing.

This is no hippie bullshit people!
by muffin33ter October 21, 2011
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Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.
John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.
by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012
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Facebook

When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!

Person two: Were you online yesterday?

Person one: Yeah...

Person two: You just got facebooked!
by Delta 2777 March 20, 2009
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Facebook

1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
by Sweeney Todd2010 January 3, 2009
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facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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