Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.
John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.
by Annie Ratliff March 29, 2012
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A worldwide gravitational tractor beam that slowly sucks the life out of all its users. Eventually, it will suck the entire universe into a giant black hole, thus ending life as we know it.
I meant to do my homework four hours ago, but I was unexpectedly sucked into Facebook, which stole my soul and left my body blankly staring at my computer screen while I now reside in the vacuum of space.
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A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically
Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!
by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018
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A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!
Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!
by lalagirl465 January 26, 2011
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1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
by Sweeney Todd2010 January 03, 2009
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When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!

Person two: Were you online yesterday?

Person one: Yeah...

Person two: You just got facebooked!
by Delta 2777 March 21, 2009
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The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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