Frosty The Dickless Vampire

a cartoon thats frosty has no dick but is a vampire

hey look! its Frosty The Dickless Vampire!

Frosty The Dickless Vampire by salma the salmon June 29, 2019

frosty jim 

Urinating into a condom then freezing it, then allowing the female to use it as a dildo

She was happy to receive the frosty jim

frosty jim by Agginroodpart February 8, 2015

frosty mug 

When you shotgun a blunt or joint into one of those frozen frosty mugs and fill it to the top with smoke. The smoke will drop in temperature and look like liquid sitting inside the mug. Tilt the mug up and inhale (like you're drinking it) and you'll get a rush of cold goodness straight to your head. Definitely a kick ass way to smoke, and HIGHLY recommended!

"Hey, grab the frosty mug out of the freezer, I want to drink my hit this round"

frosty mug by TZ December 9, 2007

frosty cough 

During sex with your new kinky playmate who's enjoys a good choking. Start choking them and wait till you know they are past the safe zone for choking. Get a cold look on your face and keep choking till they almost black out when they gasp for air shoot a load into their mouth thus resulting in a "frosty cough".

"Dude your girlfriends nuts if she wants you to choke her while getting it on, you should give her a frosty cough!!"

or

" That asshole gave me a frosty cough last night!! Your brothers a dick."

frosty cough by gqshiftdrift May 4, 2009

frosty joe 

Where yo fill a condom with urine and freeze it and pretend it’s a dildo

Boy:1 Oh hay I got something for you
Boy:2 What is it .
Boy:1 It a frosty joe.
Girl:1 Oh I have never eat that before is it tasty.
Girl:2 Yes.

frosty joe by Joe is gay 101 gang bang February 18, 2018

frosty twat 

-An elderly persons vag-piece that has not experienced any sexual recreation in an extended period of time
OR
-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.

Could I please have 3 junior bacon cheese burgers, a coke, a 5-piece nugget and a frosty twat with sprinkles, hold the cherry I dont have all day.

frosty twat by Jali Wilson November 18, 2007

frosty dragon 

whilst reciving oral sex off someone, strike a closed fist to the side of their head to make seminal fluid flow from the nostrils

frosty dragon by McBogans July 8, 2003