forklifting

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.

by Brian Riesgaf November 17, 2005

Stick a fork in you

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in it."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”

by sensitivitytothings May 3, 2008

Hungarian Forklift

An alternative to the syberian clutch, but rather than coming from the back you approch your victom from
the front.

Dude I was about to give that girl over there the syberian clutch but she turned around before I could do it, so I switched to the hungarian forklift.

by C.I.C May 1, 2009

tuning fork

The act of a woman putting a vibrator in both her anus and vagina simulataneously resulting in a finely tuned climax.

Emily's man was out of town, so that bitch gave herself a tuning fork and she hummed like a kazoo

by Shitfishanonymous June 26, 2014

Grand Forks

North Dakota's asshole.

Grand Forks smells like God dropped a tire fire into a lake full of dumpster juice.

by Ham Danner February 8, 2013

stick a fork in it

To be done, done with it.

stick a fork in it it's done

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010