Schrodinger’s Ball-Fondler

A transphobe that wants to make a scene but isn’t sure whether or not someone is trans until they have someone take off their pants.

“Well you look like a tranny so why don’t you stop using the REAL women’s restroom!” “Lol whatever schrodinger’s ball-fondler” - woman who may or may not be transgender.

by RedVelvet_HomoMuffin June 27, 2021

fondle my tossle

What u say to ur bitch.

Jenny totally fondled my tossle last night.

When my girl fondles my tossle i get so hard.

Fondle my tossle bitch!

by DJ Buss May 29, 2010

fundue

Gathering like sophisticated socialites with the expectation that manners and politeness take less precedence over having "fun" with average joe friends.

Timmy - "Hey Kathy they are charging an arm and a leg for that fondue at the upscale restaurant downtown. What do you say we invite some of our college age friends over tonight for some fundue?"

Kathy - "I'm down, it beats hanging around those over 50 something's downtown with their 4 course plate of 3 strawberries, apple slices and some bread crumbs."

by Pills Servatius October 21, 2013

Fonde

A gay white male who thinks soccer is an actual sport.

Bro soccer isn’t a sport your such a fonde.

by 501st boy May 3, 2018

Fondu

“Fondu” is a southern slang term for money.

1. Say Maine I been sittin at the counter countn “Fondu”

2. “Dat Maine better have my Fondu by tomorrow real shi on me”

by SGFondu February 26, 2018

Fonden

A huge POS who doesn't do anything but move from place to place in hopes of finding a place to stay for a while. He can often be found at his grandma's birthday party sneaking sips of alcohol until he is extremely drunk.

Fonden is such a POS. Seriously.

by The Definerrrrrr April 21, 2009

fonder

to leave; to get the hell out of (but in the manner that does not require hurry)
usually done lazily

emm: yo this is boring as hell
ham: yeah b, let's fonder
emm: let's

by P.M.B. February 4, 2008