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Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.
Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?
by W3NTZ June 24, 2018
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florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida
I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her
by TokenIranian June 6, 2015
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Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.
In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.
by Fasters July 20, 2023
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Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary
I lost my mind doing the Florida flip
by Docrigo March 1, 2020
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Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.
She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper
by HulkHulk June 19, 2016
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florida ny

a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
did you ever hear of a town called florida ny?
no idiot, because it's either florida or new york.
by thatswhatshesaid2023 November 30, 2019
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Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator
Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar
by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018
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