flat-line

When you take a fat L, and your body momentarily dies because of the pain.

"stay with us bro, don't flat-line"

by lowkeyimblack June 12, 2018

flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.

Is that a flat cat under those books?

by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017

flat porn

Flat porn is visual pornography that is flat in nature, like a regular static image (think Tumbler or old school photos). It is not available in a 3D, interactive, or virtual (think Occulus) way.

My husband is not allowed to watch virtual porn, flat porn is fine because there is no depth or interaction with it!

by Sunshyne January 22, 2019

smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.

Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.

by NahItsSad January 1, 2018

Flat Flex

When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.

Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!

by ShortStackB January 25, 2020

rising flat

An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.

"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"

by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011