Internet Explorer

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Internet explorer has encountered a problem and needs you to f****ing fix it!

by 888899990000000 May 23, 2021

Your thermos exploded

When the condom breaks inside the woman

Yo I was fucking my girl and she's said "your thermos exploded" .

by Clitcruncher February 2, 2017

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021

Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.

i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

by Linguistic God of Poos July 27, 2023

My sausage is going to explode

The term for when a man is about to ejaculate, can be used in the following phrases, my sausage has exploded, my sausage is going to explode, it has exploded, therefore covering a young lady in jizz

Oh my god you'd are so sexy my sausage is going to explode all lo ver you

by Lesstatt July 18, 2013

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018