"The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwifemug. He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.
by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020
Get the ex-girlfriendmug. The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex
After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.
by mayg August 22, 2011
Get the ex bondmug. by Alyssa Beaiky November 7, 2019
Get the Ex daymug. Male or female that is notorious for dating friend's exes or people that friends have previously dated. Usually this person attacks almost immediately after a break-up to waste no time and doesn't care what anyone thinks about his/her actions.
Friend 1: Mike and Laney just broke up... and Mike's friend Joe is already messaging her on Facebook, WTF?
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
Friend 1: Dude, Joe did the same thing with the last chick I hooked up with. He's got no shame, total ex-chaser.
by Barbarella June 13, 2010
Get the Ex-Chasermug. Is when your dick feels homesick and nostalgic.
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
by DJ Blowback January 23, 2019
Get the Ex sexmug. A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.
by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018
Get the ex-batallionmug.