wow. he’s a real cute guy. usually short, but that’s alright. he usually makes a good couple with girls named mia or mya, but usually mia. he has blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. he has braces at some time in his life and is really funny. he is also super popular and loves the color neon green.
mia- “wow look at that kid with blond hair and blue eyes. he’s so so cute”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”
by a person 603 December 26, 2019
average man who has blonde hair brown eyes with a small penis normally 2-3 inches hard he is secretly into bisexual intercourse, and loves to rage over xbox! and also have a boner while playing xbox.
that guy is such an a elijah.
by bryan32091 May 19, 2013
A turd shaped into a phallus, and then frozen for use as a dildo. (sometimes covered for sanitation)
by ctp_crumpled April 12, 2010
Referring to little bitches with micro penis
Elijah has a little weiner
by lil dick clique 00000 December 21, 2016
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