elijah

wow. he’s a real cute guy. usually short, but that’s alright. he usually makes a good couple with girls named mia or mya, but usually mia. he has blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. he has braces at some time in his life and is really funny. he is also super popular and loves the color neon green.

mia- “wow look at that kid with blond hair and blue eyes. he’s so so cute”
person 2- “yeah, that’s gotta be an elijah. you two would make a good couple”

by a person 603 December 26, 2019

elijah

average man who has blonde hair brown eyes with a small penis normally 2-3 inches hard he is secretly into bisexual intercourse, and loves to rage over xbox! and also have a boner while playing xbox.

that guy is such an a elijah.

by bryan32091 May 18, 2013

elijah

A turd shaped into a phallus, and then frozen for use as a dildo. (sometimes covered for sanitation)

He rolled out his poop and placed it into the freezer for later use as an elijah.

by ctp_crumpled April 12, 2010

elijah

Referring to little bitches with micro penis

Elijah has a little weiner

by lil dick clique 00000 January 13, 2017

elijah

lil boy with big dreams

howard : im gonna be president
george : who do u think you are , u aint no elijah

by spicybheypapi December 30, 2018

elijahism

A extreme beyond ordinary story.

"This is the biggest puddle I have ever seen" the puddle is really small "that's an elijahism

by The Great god Elijah May 24, 2016

elijah

literally the worst guy like no lie
just the worst
atleast he has nothibg to hide hahaha

fucking lame ass elijah

by dvdickenshaha April 22, 2019