a hobbit-like nerd born with a supernatural set of brain neurons that he uses for online fights and useless encyclopedic facts. His lifelong addiction to porn made him aggressive and desensitized to actual women who are interested in him. But he uses this power to battle dragons and conquer lands in video games so it works for him.
Amelia: Who’s that short guy over there?
Me: Ah, that’s Edmund. Trust me, you deserve better. He lives in the meta verse and doesn’t clean his hobbithole.
Me: Ah, that’s Edmund. Trust me, you deserve better. He lives in the meta verse and doesn’t clean his hobbithole.
by dandelioncandie July 3, 2022
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by RickVicious January 4, 2014
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by Black+Decker July 7, 2019
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2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.
" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.
3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.
" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.
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