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Earthworm

A member of the Swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. Possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny competitive edge. Sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.
Oh shit. We have to play the Earthworms next. At least they're good sports about winning.
by Nice Mark February 17, 2005
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DOWN TO EARTH

1. not caught up in superficial things (big houses, manicures, vera bradley...)

2. genuine

3. on the same wavelength as you are
Down to Earth Person: "I'm not paying $92 for that sweatshirt just because it's designer! That's crazy!"
by fueledbymoi January 8, 2008
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earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.
Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.
by KRHimself March 21, 2005
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SoCal Earthquake

A sexual finishing move executed most effectively from the missionary position...

The man, or rather barbarian, extends his two arms above his head and links his hands together as if around an axe handle. Then, while simultaneously releasing both his seed and a thunderous roar (RAAWWWRRRRRR!), drives his double-fist straight through his lover's collarbone.
Robert Downey Jr. is off the wagon and dropping SoCal Earthquakes like it's noone's business!
by jiggity jash January 18, 2011
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old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .
He adheres to old earth creationism.
by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015
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Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.
Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick
by Weallfun September 18, 2019
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What the Earthquake?

Used after potentially experiencing an earthquake, often posted on Twitter or Facebook statuses.

Can also be used through instant/text messages.

Originated in California's SF Bay Area.
Person 1: What the Earthquake?! Damn, did you feel that?

Person 2: Dude, I just moved to Colorado remember? I have tornadoes, loneliness, and other stuff to worry about.
by agtin January 7, 2010
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