A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
by Akkaraju August 21, 2021

The most AWESOME ROCKIN' rock band ever ! Incredibly talented musicians that play the best music ever ! Soon to be famous so look for this name :)
BTE ROCKS ! :D
BTE ROCKS ! :D
Dude #1 - Dude , did you hear about that new band that plays incredibly awesome music !
Dude #2 - Cheaaa Dude , Thats Bad Tequila Experience ! They totally rock ! My family always blasts their music !
Dude #2 - Cheaaa Dude , Thats Bad Tequila Experience ! They totally rock ! My family always blasts their music !
by BTE_FAN July 11, 2010

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.
by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
by ojo_tango July 6, 2021

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.
"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil
"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel
"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel
"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
by coolkidalex13 August 5, 2017


When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019
