drity spitoon

using your chewspit as lube on her

get a good chew going and just before you put it in her spit some chaw down there like a drity spitoon.

by carny83 September 1, 2009

Dorito effect

The shaking, jerking illusion created by chewing on a crunchy food like corn or tortilla chips while watching an analog (NTSC) television.

That scene with the ferrets and the bounce house was really funny, but I had to back it up and watch it again because I wasn't sure if it was the clip or the Dorito effect.

by Alfetta159 November 7, 2010

Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

by You know damn well who this is March 31, 2012

Diana Dumitrescu

Diana Dumitrescu is the most beautiful actress Romania has.

Have you seen Diana Dumitrescu in that series?

by Lanternaq December 21, 2010

DiRito

a cool ass whack homey

"yo, that pimp is so DiRito!"

by E. DiRito May 29, 2003

doritos

The code name for marijuana if talked about on the phone or around other people.

Hey, let's get a big bag of doritos!

I just spent $80 on doritos.

by CaptSpaulding April 9, 2006

Dorito

A politically correct way to refer to, or a code word for, a mentally challenged person.

Kathy, you have two different kinds of shoes on and you have a stain on the front of your shirt. Do you really expect me to hang out with you tonight, you look like such a dorito!

by Doritolover469 March 22, 2010