Pukey Duke

A name non-hippies called a hippie.

Uncle Bob was a Pukey Duke in the 60's.

by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017

Hump Duke

When your hitting that pussy good and you are beating them guts so hard with your pumps she gotta take a shit after. Ya literally fuck her shit outta her.

I fucked Rachel so hard last night braaahhh she had to run take a hump duke as soon as I busted my nut.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018

Caitlin duke

Probably the baddest bitch alive. She’s definitely hotter than you, she makes some pretty great deviled eggs, and will stay up all night with you just to make sure you feel better.

“Caitlin duke is my best friend and I pretty much love her more than anyone”

by Yeeyee9/20 July 15, 2019

Walter Duke of Cambridge

The grandson of Queen Elizabeth II

When introduced to girls: "he has a great personality"

Oh wow Walter Duke of Cambridge. Is that Cambridge England or the real Cambridge...meaning Cambridge MA USA

by DukeMA April 24, 2019

Authoritative Duke

When the media or other gatekeepers of acceptable discourse want to discredit an idea or an individual, without themselves making any negative or critical comments directly, they find a morally detestable character to endorse the person or idea, thus manufacturing guilt by association with a person they would otherwise never consult, or give credence to their opinion. That poisonous proxy is known as an "Authoritative Duke", after David Duke, a man who would never be part of a mainstream political discussion except to be a tool to ritually contaminate an enemy of the media. David Duke, being quite powerless on his own, is a willing participant in the charade, because it conveys a false sense of authority on him whereas otherwise he is an untouchable.

"The new outrage is ready for us to amplify, but I'm afraid most people won't be outraged. If we reporters speak out against it, then it will show our bias too strongly. We need an Authoritative Duke so people know what side of the issue good people are supposed to be on," opined Reporter One.
"So, call Richard Spencer back on?" queried Reporter Two.
"Yes, exactly, he'll be thrilled," resolved Reporter One.

by 8mmDevil October 13, 2019

The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.

I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015