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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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The Driver

Incredibly expierenced, mysterious, and skilled driver. Derived from The Hire.
A: "Did you see that police car chase?"
B: "Yeah. The suspect was driving like The Driver."
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
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Snow Plow Driver

The asshole who sits around the corner and waits until you completely clear your driveway and then fills it in with the blade of his plow.

These people don't sleep at night...and they likely play with dolls as a hobby...they don't call em flakes for nothing!
No example necessary - if you live in a climate where there is snow then you KNOW the Snow Plow Driver is EVIL
by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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Truck Driver Bill

A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.
Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."
by HSUcowboy09 October 1, 2008
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The Driver

The Ugly Chick in a Group of Hot Chicks....
Man, that chick is nasty, she must be the Driver......
by Animalvader October 16, 2008
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death valley driver

A maneuver used in professional wrestling. The executor sets it up by placing his opponent in a standing fireman's carry. He then proceeds to drop the user sideways so that his head crashes into the canvas. (Although taller wrestlers performing the maneuver often will flip the person over completely.)

The move was popularized in the US in the mid-90s by Louie Spicolli in ECW, although it likely was already being used in Japan.
"It almost looked like the Brooklyn Brawler had the match won, but Tommy Dreamer hit him with the Death Valley Driver, knocking him out cold."
by Lunarsight September 11, 2004
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Race Card Driver

"Bubba Wallace, is NASCAR's GREATEST, "Race Card Driver"
by AllMenAreCreatedEqual June 27, 2020
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