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douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning
1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.
by douche101 July 18, 2009
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Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin
That Douche bag is stupid
by type It January 3, 2016
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douche bag

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. often think that they are on good indoor soccer teams but in actuality the team sucks balls
Jake is a "douche bag ". BONESAW is champion and not for gays. which is why Jake is not on BONESAW.
by spiritofpre March 14, 2009
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douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag
by yoki karioake July 11, 2009
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Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
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douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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douche bag

A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.
That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.
by John Gibbs September 10, 2006
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