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loose as a dock

Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).
Schoolgirl 1: So how many guys have you slept with this week?
Schoolgirl 2: um... bout 15 ... I think.
Schoolgirl 1: But it's only Wednesday! You are as loose as a dock, bitch!
Schoolgirl 2: Fuck you!
by A concerned teacher December 25, 2007
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Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010
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Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
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soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
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docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
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Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.
Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!
by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023
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slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.
The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.
by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014
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