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Disney World

The world's only people trap operated by a mouse. You get overcharged for everything, but have so much fun in the process that by the time you realise you don't have enough money to eat for the rest of your pitiful vacation, you've already starved.
We went to Disney World and later declared bankruptcy.
by Meh. Go away. April 3, 2005
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Disney effect

The act of making a bad/shitty/cop-out-of-a-sequel or prequel to an originally good movie.
Sarah: Dude, I heard they were making a sequel to jaws.

Steve: I hope they don't apply the Disney effect to it.
by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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Disneyland

Slang for a place to get bomb weed.
I've got to go to Disneyland tonight, I'm Dankrupt.
by BlueberryBeatle October 5, 2016
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Disney Hair

The haircut that young boys all want and many have that reflect the boys on the Disney channel Hannah Montana, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody etc. It's mostly a longer cut with the hair coming down over the child's ears. Many times the child is indistinguishable from being a boy or girl.
Oh wow, I didn't recognize Evan with his Disney Hair ! How long has he been growing it ?

-EJB
by EJBeezie December 10, 2007
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Disneyland Inch

The extra mark-up on Disneyland (and other) products that change an expensive but reasonable ass-raping purchase to an insulting and humiliating ass-raping purchase. Excessive profiteering that ultimately results in the loss of the sale.
I was willing to bend over to buy the Indiana Jones Hat, but the bastards added the Disneyland Inch. I couldn't justify getting ass-raped that extra inch, so I didn't buy it.
by Petros March 10, 2004
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Disney Love Complex

1. The belief that all relationships follow the pattern of a Disney movie - "pure love" where both parties love each other, never fight, and sex does not exist.

2. Caring deeply for someone, to the point of love, but having almost zero sexual desire for them. Can sometimes take the form of bromance or womance.
1. "She expects everything I do to be just like a Disney movie!" "Sounds like your girl's got a bit of a Disney love complex."

2."Are those two girls dating?" "No, they've just got a bit of a Disney love complex going on."
by nfejlrqly.iuag,f June 18, 2009
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Disneyland

Back in the day, Disneyland had you buy tickets according to the things you wanted to see, and it's prices were extremely affordable - rather than a whole month's salary as they are now. However, once Walt Disney died, the theme park started to go down hill from there.

This is how we have arrived at a theme park that claims to be the happiest place on Earth, yet:

1) Over populates the park by 3 times as much people as should be allowed in, effectively ensuring your elbow will be touching someone else's elbow for the next 10 hours.

2) Overprices EVERYTHING. From tickets that are near a hundred dollars a piece, to food and merchandise that is 5 times the price it should be, if you have money to burn, Disney can do that for you.
What is Disneyland?

The greediest place on Earth.
by Tyrannosaurus Flex June 26, 2014
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