Dillon Webb

-Walks like a duck

- gets tossed around by his girl

-Only is with her for the goods
-Has a small peeper
-Trash at soccer
-Can't live without a girl

-Has common tacks as arms

-Weighs 60 pounds and hasn't put on weight since birth

Dude Dillon Webb is so queer

Why doesnt Dillon just dump his girl already

by Some fat ass February 27, 2019

dillon

a local who is a big homo. gives off weird vibes. he likes em big... he likes em chunky.

stop being such a local dillon you het.

by mwhite1038 March 18, 2019

Dillon

A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.

Friend #1: Dillon is an idiot.
Friend #2: How long'd it take you to figure that out?

by LI22Green December 17, 2018

Dillon

Shdopet little fuqboi

Ew it's a dillon

by brendonurie/hell yeah December 18, 2018

Dillon

A really nice guy who is kind of gay. Very obsessive but the sweetest person once you get to know him.

Did you see Dillon today?!? He was using mixed chicks in his hair and singing Taylor swift in the shower.

by Mackie9475 February 17, 2019

Dillon

A really nice cool guy who can act kind of gay and obsessive. Total pussy killer though.

Did you hear Dillon in the shower yesterday? He was using mixed chicks and singing Taylor swift?!?

by Mackie9475 February 17, 2019

Dillon

Very quiet and shy, cool, talented, cutie patootie, large dick.

“Hey, Dillon!”

*Gives facial expression in response*

by unnkbnown November 12, 2023