Derin

Derin is a very attractive Turkish man with glasses and a North Face puffer jacket. However he always tries too hard. He'll sweeten you up and make you believe he likes you, and once you have fallen hard never speak to you again. Girls are attracted to him, but he can never make them stay, even if he tried. Stay away from Derin. But its impossible to get over him or get rid of his hoodie.

"I want Derin so bad but he icks me out!"
"Derin is such a pussy, he asked for my number and never texts me! His friend Joaquin is wayy better."

by coochiedestroyer69069 March 11, 2023

chu dewin

means what are you doing, whats up, whats goin on

lakelot : chu dewin
doggay : jus tippin mane, chu
lakelot : drankin brandy

by doggay May 18, 2006

Ka-derping

The act of being, being with, or being as close as possibly can be, of, or to a Jack.

1; Holy crap, Ka-derping is the most amazing, vigorous, complicated activity ever!

2; Madison is the Ka-derping Queen!

by Starrelle June 19, 2011

Darwinism

Darwinsm is a religion. Darwinists believe that everyone has 9 lives like a cat. Charles Darwin is the religious leader but he is not a god. Because he only lost one of his 9 lives, he is not dead, but living under water. The holy food of Darwinsm is butter. Darwinists eat at least 2 oz. of butter per meal and eat 5 meals per day. Eating butter is their way to connect to Charles Darwin. They also go to Costco at least once a week and they go to every sample twice. The biggest holiday is on the 4th of July and all Darwinists compete in the hot dog eating contest. Followers of Darwinsm also must go to a fancy pie restaurant on this holiday and when a waiter/waitress asks them if they would care for a slice of pie, they yell their motto, "WE DONT TAKE JUST ONE SLICE OF PIE, WE TAKE THE WHOOLLEEE THING!" Darwinists are fat merlin atheist cats.

Do u practice darwinism?

by savso78 May 12, 2011

derpina

feminine version of derp

person 1: i'm so lonely
derpina: derp
persona 2: herpderp

by omnomnomnomnous November 17, 2011

Derwent

A derwent derwen is a colloquial term for a person who is or acts stupid or retarded. It refers to a large estate (The Derwent) where people with learning disabilities live and run a garden shop. It is a term which comes traditionally from North Shropshire but is begining to recieve more mainstream usage.

"Dont be such a derwent"
"Stop acting like you live at the derwent"
"Your such a derwent-face"

by jeff834 January 16, 2009

Darwin

A laugh that my School invented, not mentioning names.

Me:THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!
Friend:Dar Dar Darwin!

by King Masterlord October 18, 2009