Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

by deliman007 August 2, 2011

Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is the ULITIMATE boyfriend/husband anyone can ask for!
Buttttttt........ HE’S MINE!
No one can have him but me.
I’m just making it clear!
:)

“Have you met my boyfriend?”
“No, who is he?”
“Jack Dawson :)”
“OMG I WISH I WAS YOU!!!”

by JackDawsonsGirlfriend March 21, 2020

Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson is the best fucking YouTuber of all fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He make hilarious videos on his 3 channels: ShaneDawsonTV, ShaneDawsonTV2,and Shane. He might also be getting/has his own TV shown on a TV network.
Known as Shane, S-Deezy, Shanaynay, Aunt Hilda, Shane's Mom, Ned the Nerd, Paris Hilton, and others. His real name is Shane Yaw. The last name "Dawson" is a pseudonym, because whenever he was trying to get casted for movies,the directors would think he was chinese, and most movies dont have chinese people in them, so he wouldnt get casted. SHANE DAWSON RULES BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Is Shane Dawson gay?"

Person 2: "NO, YOU CUM-GUZZELING FUCK RAG!"

by S-DEEZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 11, 2011

Daytona

Daytona is the perfect couples name. Only such harmony in a word such as Daytona means that couple should be together forever.

Girl 1: Hey look it's Daytona ;)
Girl 2: Aww they're so cute together.

by Loveyoubaby December 2, 2013

alex dawson

An absolutely gorgeous porn star who starred in such memorable films as Assablanca, Saving Ryan's Privates, and Back Door Sluts IIV.

Also known as "Alexxx" and "A-licks"

I sure hope mom doesn't walk into the room while Alex Dawson's on the screen...

by tinamay88659 April 24, 2006

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

Shane Dawson

Verb; to rub your penis along your cat’s belly until you cum all over it

If my cat doesn’t stop acting up, I swear to god I’ll Shane Dawson her.

by crazaycatto March 18, 2019