Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

Danish

A grown male with a beard thats sexually frustrated and jerks off at least 3 times a day, everyday.

Look at that "Danish" i dont want him anywhere near my kids. FReak

by DICTIONARYSSMART October 26, 2020

Danish Sword

Term used for an inanimate object that very closly resembles a dildo (not including fruit and vegetables), that is used by someone for sexual pleasure. Or a double ended didlo.
This originates from the term 'double edged sword' that the danish were known for using back in 700-1000 AD.

"That bottle looks like a dildo, I'd be tempted to used it as a Danish Sword"

Double ended dildo reference:
"Jane land her partner love their Danish Sword"

by GemandI March 23, 2025

Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.

She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.

by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

sperm danish

Derogatory reference to someone into whom another has ejaculated, often unexpectedly. Counterintuitively, does not refer to an actual danish (for that, see illegal danish ) .

Yeah, I heard he came in her. She's such a sperm danish.

by EleventhHour April 24, 2011

Danish teambuilder effect

When a Danish person becomes a teambuilder, they realise that Icelandic people are the best option for a partner and before long, they give up on other nationalities. What follows is a trip to Iceland often followed by a couple months of living in Iceland. Unfortunately the Icelandic partner ultimately wants to move to Aarhus, for all Icelandic people have a deep seated loathing for their own country and wish to leave

Nikolaj fell for the Danish teambuilder effect

by Guttilmur April 9, 2024