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tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!
by Gogo May 17, 2005
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Dr. Obvious

1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.

2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
"Dude, I think its broken."

Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."

Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
by Lord Andre May 13, 2005
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Dr. Thunder

A cheap version of Dr.Pepper that you can find at Walmart. Dr.Thunder tastes exactly the way Dr.Pepper does, but it cost 67 cents not 1.29. :)
I drove my beat-up car down to Walmart to buy some food for the party. I only had 10 bucks so I had to spend it wisely. As I entered the store I grabbed a rust-covered cart and zoomed down the aisle and filled my cart with soda, chips, and candy.
Then my celly rang, it was my mom. "Make sure you get some Dr. Thunder Gertrude!". she yelled.
by dametrah May 8, 2008
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Dr McNinja

Now that I think about it, hes actually Irish
Sorry about that. My Bad. Dr McNinja really is Irish.
by Keir1063 October 5, 2007
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Dr. P

A nickname given to the gothic girl named Paine in Final Fantasy X-2
Rikku: Dr. P is in the house!
Paine: Stop that!

Gippal: Whaddaya got in mind for fun?
Gippal: Any ideas, Dr. P?
Paine: Me?
Paine: A ship that glides through the air. That thing you mentioned before.
Paine: If it’s for real, I wanna fly it.
by Diversity In Music November 5, 2011
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Dr. Tran

The 5-year old Vietnamese boy who is a doctor with a PhD in kicking your ass who is famous for the 30.000 movies he has appeared in. Such as "3,2,1 Dr. Tran", ""Q"is for Dr. Tran" and Dr. Tran doles out the Harshness", also he will be at your local record store on Tuesdays from 4 til 9 giving out hot American Dickings!
Dr. Tran will be at your local record store, Tuesdays from 4 til 9.
by The iRack February 3, 2009
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Dr. Phill

1- a fat ass.
2- a fat dumbass.
3- a large fatass.
4- a growing lardass.
5- a registered electrician.

Anything but a registered phsichiatrist.
Omg, that guy is soo fat, he's definetly a Dr. Phill.

2- Dude i think my electrician's name is dr. phill.

lardass fatass dumbfuck
by A_Fat_Kid April 21, 2009
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