by Syldra August 28, 2006
Get the dillusional mug.The mistaken belief that one is still "technically" a virgin, despite having engaged in activity that is medically defined as sexual intercourse. This delusion can be caused by either denial or misinformation regarding what sexual intercourse actually is.
This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.
Common excuses include, but are not limited to:
-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"
Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.
Common excuses include, but are not limited to:
-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"
Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
~ "I feel sort of bad for Miranda, she was so drunk when she lost her virginity that she hardly remembers it. She even told me that she didn't actually have sex with that guy."
~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
Get the Delusions of Virginity mug.Similar to the collective unconscious, collective delusion impacts all of humankind today via religion, politics, media and society.
Barb: can you believe Trump is getting away with this craziness?!
Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.
Jude: it's all due to collective delusion, Barb.
by Urbanartshare September 5, 2016
Get the collective delusion mug.A condition afflicting arsenal fans, who believe that they are always hard-done by, their players never cheat, and Arsene Wenger never lies
"I didn't see it"
"The referee played as much stoppage time as was needed. The linesman definitely said 4 minutes"
"'If thats a foul I'm suffering from delusion' 'You are mate!
"
"The referee played as much stoppage time as was needed. The linesman definitely said 4 minutes"
"'If thats a foul I'm suffering from delusion' 'You are mate!
"
by Andrew Shipley February 17, 2008
Get the delusion mug.(Slang)Combination of delusional/illusioning.
Having false believe or conception.
Synonym: hallucinating
Having false believe or conception.
Synonym: hallucinating
by Melodyxxlove June 14, 2011
Get the Delusioning mug.The incorrect way of spelling "delusional" sometimes used while secretly snapchatting during long Charlie Brown rehearsals. People who use this word will believe that delusional is truly spelled d-i-l-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, however, they are just suffering from a dill pickle hangover.
by All about that Brase December 18, 2015
Get the dillusional mug.A mental state in which a man believes that if he buys a lot of stuff on a pornstar's website and tweets her relentlessly, she will fall in love and have sex with him. pornstar sex, sex, crazy, obsessed, romance, love, men, worship, fantasy
Your constantly online following that porn chick and buying stuff off her website. Bro, you're suffering from a pornstar delusion.
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2014
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