Double hand wave perv curve

The act of waving with both hands by creating a groping motion, commonly to a sexually arousing woman. Also known as "The horndog double hand-wave"

Woman with large breasts: Okay, bye!
Guy 1: *Double hand wave perv curve*
Guy 2: Did you really just do that?

by Rob Dyrdeck October 12, 2010

MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve

When somone tries to wave at you but pushes there hands back in a jellyfish like motion.. signaling that they are gay and also want you

Dude, that guy just did a Double-Hand Wave Perv-Curve
OMG, that gay guy totally wants you, hahaha

by LawfulTub November 3, 2011

i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube

when the images began to surface of Kim Kardashian after 'the Kim Kardashian breaks the internet ' P.R stunt and seeing what the actual contours of her body looked like without the use of photoshop i realised that you actually see better curves on a rubix cube

whist perched on tree with a set of binoculars in a security camera black spot outside the Kardashian household, an elderly stalker with years of experience in the pastime , or hobby as he likes to describe it. he thought he had struck gold when he noticed the bedroom drapes where left open just enough to observe Kardashians siloutte entering the room....he thought it was just a matter of time before she walked past the gap in the drapes and he got to gaze upon what the media had described as the most curvatious woman in the world. then and without prior warning what could only be described as a carbon blob covered in a substance resembling cottage cheese appeared through the the gap in the drapes. just before the gentleman in question died from 17 different types of shock he uttered the words...'what the hell is that thing? i've seen better curve's on a rubix cube'

by true story! January 23, 2016

swerve your curve

The act of deflecting or otherwise stopping someone's attempt to curve.

You know what girl? Swerve your curve, I don't need this.

by StrandsofMinds February 15, 2017

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.

Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.

by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024