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columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
by Dez2H August 6, 2007
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Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them
hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?
by cumberparty October 19, 2009
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cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA
She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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Cumbria

A really shit county in the North West of the UK, filled with sheep, hills and a lot of chav's.
Sheep + Hills + Isolation = Cumbria
by JJJJJJB March 30, 2009
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Cumberland

An extremely boring suburb of Portland, Maine. There's next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.
Kid 1: It's Friday night and there's nothing to do.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1: Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.
by Memph1s November 19, 2011
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benedict cumberbatch syndrome

a severe addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch, it IS dangerous!!!!
symptoms include:
covering your laptop with sherlock propaganda, laughing hysterically every time something reminds them of Mr Cumberbatch, watching sherlock, seeing every movie that may contain but a mere glimpse of their hero.
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!
by cumbercookie September 8, 2014
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