Cumberland

An extremely boring suburb of Portland, Maine. There's next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.

Kid 1: It's Friday night and there's nothing to do.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1: Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.

by Memph1s November 19, 2011