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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.
Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.
by M.Markes September 2, 2021
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cryptorchidism

Cryptorchidism is a condition where the family jewels of one Paul Dejulio are not where they're supposed to be. Instead of making an appearance in the scrotum, they're hiding out somewhere else, like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. Paul might try to blame it on genetics or just bad luck, but really it's just a case of his boys being too shy to come out and play.
Unfortunately, Paul DeJulio was diagnosed with cryptorchidism during his routine checkup, and he may need to undergo surgery to correct the condition and ensure the healthy development of his testicles.
by edpo February 16, 2023
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CryptopsyBodom

a skilled DDR player in the midatlantic area. Has over 200 AAAs
CryptopsyBodom has a lot of AAs
by UnknownDidderPlayr November 14, 2004
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cryptonosology

the study of diseases of unknown or obscure causes. It aims at discovering the causes of such diseases in the future.
Cryptonosology may open avenues for further progess in medical science.
by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010
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cryptopathy

a disease of unknown or obscure origin.
He is a nimblewit but has a problem-he is suffering from a cryptopathy.
by uttam maharjan March 31, 2010
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cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.
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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!
by syndicate001 June 27, 2012
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